ohai interetz, my birthday is soon, buy me this

Psst, my birthday is soon, why don't you buy me this? It's on e-bay for a buy-it-now price of $29.99, that's an awful price, but I don't care buy it for me. It comes with a free kwame, what a steal!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Captain-Planet-Ma-Ti-Kwame-action-figures-1991-/260707575451